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Diamonds on my Nutsack

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:30:27 GMT

Never Underestimate the Power of Regular Exercise

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:56:02 GMT

I'd been really lagging on the gym and cycling in the past two months due to moving and settling into a new place. Worked out on Friday and Sunday, then also cycled to the beach Sunday evening. Absolutely necessary for me to do so 3 or 4 times a week to remain relaxed, satisfied and content with life. It's not about working out for 5 hours and getting the perfect body (though looking better is a great side effect) - it's just about allowing your body to stretch and breathe as it should.

Less Music, More Theater

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 14:36:23 GMT

I need to recite this personal proverb often. Scratching my chin watching bands is not what I want to be doing for the rest of my life. No way.

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:30:37 GMT

Quit stalking me!

Photography is Easier than Writing

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:38:29 GMT

A picture is worth a thousand words, and is often a thousand times less annoying.

This Is Not The Livejournal Entry You're Looking For

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:52:22 GMT

My lack of diligent tagging of entries over the years is coming back to bite me. I wish they had a search via keyword text feature. 7 year anniversary of the snosage livejournal coming up in december. i should take a 'what neurotic sesame street character are you' quiz for old times sake. or just go to facebook.

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:53:13 GMT

STOKED

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:18:42 GMT

Wow, I'm getting all excited like a teenager for this gig tonight. Two hours of anthems.

Dailymotion has the Die Form Videos YouTube Doesn't

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:14:25 GMT

Die Form Bite of Dog
Uploaded by burtonienne. - Explore more music videos.

Open Your Eyes - Rap Music Video for Autism

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:59:29 GMT

I think this is pretty freaking beautiful

It Never Gets Old

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:19:58 GMT

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 08:00:01 GMT

wow really in 1989-1990 headspace lately. forgot how good this song and video was.

Beers Steers and Queers

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 20:16:34 GMT

Haven't listened to this classic in so dang tootin long. There's no real video on the net. I need to dig up some stock footage and put something ridiculous together.

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:38:49 GMT

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:02:36 GMT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_the_Cat

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 05:24:29 GMT

Bill the Cat's character was raised in Dubuque, Iowa, left for New York to become a film star and left his girlfriend, Sally, behind. Some of Bill the Cat's film roles include the leads in Orangestoke: The Legend of Bill, Lord of the Monkeys and Terms of Bill's Endearment. During this period, he drank heavily, used illegal drugs, and "free-based Little Friskies" until his friends helped him to recover. On September 30, 1983, Bill drove his Ferrari into a cactus at 140 miles per hour, dying instantly in the crash (the media, not wishing to divulge the true nature of Bill's death, claimed that he died of acne). The only part of Bill that was salvaged from the wreckage was his tongue, which young genius Oliver Wendell Jones used to clone Bill and bring him back to life. In the latter months of 1984, Bill's bid for the American presidency was effectively ruined by his decision to run off and join (and end up leading) the Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh cult in Oregon, only to be "rescued" and deprogrammed several weeks later by a humorous application of the Ludovico technique (by forcing him to watch reruns of Leave It To Beaver.)

Bill spent time as an unintelligible rock star who played lead electric tongue with his heavy metal band Deathtöngue, later Billy and the Boingers. Bill got rich when their song "U-Stink-But-I-♥-U" became a jingle for Wheat Thins, but he did not share the wealth with his bandmates. Although Bill was the front-person of Billy and the Boingers, the band excluded him and disbanded when it became public that he spent his nights staying up late, reading the Bible with a nun. After this incident, Bill became the televangelist "Fundamentally Oral Bill", parodying (and, in the Bloom County universe, rivaling) televangelists such as Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker and Oral Roberts.

Bill was accused of treason for sending secrets to the Soviet Union with the unwitting assistance of his lover Jeane Kirkpatrick. Secrets he sold included: secret antiperspirant, the secret formula of Coke, the secret of the Sierra Madre, and the secret of George Bush's appeal (the secret being that he doesn't have any appeal). He was exchanged to the Soviets for accused spy Cutter John. While in Russia, he was responsible for the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, and was traded back soon afterwards. The reason he stated for returning to the US was, as he put it, "to make some dough," although this reason was edited by Milo into the more PR-friendly, "to once again walk the green grass of freedom."

Bill the Cat twice won the National Radical Meadow Party's nomination to run for President of the United States, in 1984 and 1988, despite being dead in the first instance, and despite having a vocabulary that mainly consisted of "Aack!" he lost twice, once because of coughing up a furball on Connie Chung. In spite of this political affiliation, he embarked on a torrid love affair with Jeane Kirkpatrick, and being used as the primary source for an illegal cat-sweat-based baldness cure. His brain was replaced with Donald Trump's (who had been hit with his yacht's anchor while sunbathing in New York Harbor).

Bill the Cat returned to comics in Berke Breathed's now canceled strip, Opus, which ran from November 23, 2003 through November 2, 2008. Given Bill's ostensible death and revival by tongue cloning (a la Sleeper), his carcass was suggested as the source of the recent BSE (aka "Mad Cow Disease") epidemic. Later, he was chosen as the new mayor of Bloom County. He got the message when he was playing Garfield at a mall promotion (the child in his lap asked her father if Garfield had died). Mayoral efforts for Bill and Opus involved forcing low-jeans teenagers to wear suspenders. Bill, however, lost an election a few months later because of an affair with Paris Hilton.

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:59:27 GMT

Last week I went to _________ and it was _________. Today I feel ______. I feel _______ about the new _______. But ______ is really _______.

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:30:12 GMT

After months of pleading, we finally have embeddable videos.

The NEW Worst Music Video of All Time

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:55:24 GMT

http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/spencer-pratt-seeks-hip-hop-celebrity-with-1003978548.story

I'm not exactly sure why I posted here instead of facebook. Perhaps this windsock just doesn't deserve the hype of the wider audience I have going on there. Or maybe I just like being really cruel to the small but wayback friends here on lj. This is how I repay you.

Massive Attack Tour in the Fall

Thu, 21 May 2009 23:31:27 GMT

http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/massive-attack-to-return-with-huge-world-1003975809.story

Wed, 20 May 2009 05:17:09 GMT

the irony of asking the california populace to take a big simultaneous non-november stand on financial matters on the same night as laker playoffs and pop cover singer voting. propositions - an odd part of the system.

Tue, 19 May 2009 05:18:27 GMT

A long crazy day at work riddled with confusion and errors. But also one where Boss seemed especially receptive to my suggestions. I would love to work 12 hour days 4 days a week. Or 16 hour days 3 days a week. That would be truly earning a 'living'.

Wed, 13 May 2009 17:03:23 GMT

Have Your Irony and Eat It Too.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2003/jun/28/weekend7.weekend2
(this article is old)

Queen's Day Bummer

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:37:14 GMT

So today is Holland's biggest national holiday, Queen's Day. Unfortunately they got a big buzzkill by some nut in a Suzuki trying to slam into the Royal Family during a parade in the town of Apeldoorn. Four people got killed in the crowd before he crashed into a monument. This video is crazy, watch for the cop on the bike avoiding being hit.

Shit, I still have plans to eat cheese and drink pilsner after work.

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 21:39:08 GMT

I learned a great new recipe for Taco Rolls

...also..."2009 : When Pigs Flu"